Long Body Club is a small, independent shop for people who love dachshunds: the long body, the short legs, the big opinions.
The idea is simple: dachshund shirts, mugs and gifts that feel like an inside joke between owners, not generic dog clip art. If you have ever explained to a stranger that yes, they are supposed to be that long, you are already in the club.
How we make things
Everything here is printed on demand. Your item is made after you order it by our print partners, then shipped to you. That means less waste and no warehouse full of unsold shirts, and it means we can keep adding new designs for every kind of doxie: smooth, long-haired, wire-haired, mini and standard.
What we care about
- Designs made for owners. Every design is about dachshund life, not stock art.
- Honest information. Production and shipping times on this site are estimates, and we say so.
- Making it right. If your order arrives damaged or misprinted, contact us and we will fix it.
Questions, design ideas or a photo of your long dog? We would love to hear from you on our contact page.